Anonymous asked: Your blog is very refreshing and your answers to anonymous posts I find quite hilarious! :)
Anonymous asked: how would I go about asking you on a date?
Ha! Not on here.
Anonymous asked: Still Labor?
I’ve never ‘been’ any party and I never will. I vote according to my values and conscience. I won’t be voting ALP or LNP this election.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
Fuck off! We’re full!
Anonymous asked: Who/what inspires your poetry?
I’ve always loved writing and I just feel comfortable expressing my creative desires in the written art form. The other part, is that I feel I have something to say and something to give.
And, I’d say Kurt Vonnegut, Leonard Cohen, Dan Smith, Paul Kelly, Joni Mitchell, and Charles Bukowski, have had a profound influence on my work.
I don’t care who wins, as long as it’s not Tony Abbott.
—State of Origin proverb, 2013.
Anonymous asked: you haven't really slept with 52 people have you?
Anonymous asked: May I ask where? I do the same within my local area..
You may and I’m happy to answer, but not on a public forum. Ask me with an identity, please.
Anonymous asked: what voluntary work do you do?
I do a few different things, but I predominantly prepare, cook, and serve food to some of the homeless, and those at the lower end of the socio-economic spectrum, within my local community.
Anonymous asked: how many people have you slept with?
52, the exact same number of beers David Boon downed during a flight from Australia to England for the Ashes cricket series in 1989. I’d love to have sex with more women, but let’s be real, no one’s better than Boonie.
Anonymous asked: I can see why you like that video clip - I'm not sure I've ever seen such multitude of perfectly proportioned breasts before.
Yeah, I’m not even sure breasts like that exist in real life, or at least outside of the grasp of Ryan Gosling. However, happy to be proven wrong.
The film clip to end all film clips!